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kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
by TopBun November 25, 2016
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raisin smuggler

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.
It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.
by driftwoody March 24, 2006
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Asian don't raisin

Used to describe the youthful appearance of older asians. Often paired with black don't crack, it can also be used in place of a long-winded explaination of why the person in question was thought to be younger than they actually were.
Yo, i heard your girl is like 45 years old! Sup wit dat?!

Yup. But man, you know. Asian don't raisin.

True true. I thought she was like 20. Damn.
by FredZep April 26, 2019
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Raisin Bowling

The act of shoving raisins into ones rectum, then farting in to someone's face and having the raisins shot out.
Sahara went raisin bowling in Marks face.
by Potato Gremlin >w< September 7, 2014
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Snow Raisin

General term for a black person that either plays ice hockey or regularly attends games, since they stick out like a raisin in the snow.
Wayne Simmonds is a snow raisin, and Jarome Iginla is a half-snow raisin.
by snowraisinbran January 22, 2013
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kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
by TopBun November 25, 2016
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smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.
Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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