rapistache

a moustache that makes someone automatically look like a rapist

-you like the way I shaved today??

-dude, now you have a total rapistache, you look like fuckin' creep

by nomnombabies April 22, 2011

rushstache

A mustache grown specifically for the purpose of fraternity rush. Usually only done by older fraternity men during rush as a sign of experience rushing potential new members.

"Hey man, nice mustache"

"Rushstache kid."

by stonewall230 November 21, 2011

Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

Russtache

The mustache of a man named "Russ".

Your russtache is looking quite bushy!

by Purrrnickie December 10, 2010