Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

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by Monkezillavr March 5, 2022

restoring honor

the process by which one passes a bowel movement.

Man, I had a hard time restoring honor in that porta potty at the Glenn Beck rally in D.C. It stunk like prunes in there.

by breetai3 September 3, 2010

Restoring

Depending on the intentions of the people restoring something, it can be good or bad. Not every restoration of a building is inyended to gentrify an area, though some are, and some don't mean for any good to come out of what they're doing for the people from an area.

The guy wasn't like some other people from areas nearby talking about bringing new life to the area while holding sacred about the area, he was actually originally from the town and wanted to do something good for the people there by restoring and opening his business in the space of a missed business. They might not all agree with what he and his wife were trying to do, but why wouldn't they support one of their own people when the alternative could be the building ending up in the hands of someone from out of town?

by The Original Agahnim September 29, 2021

Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

Rapturing

When you nail your partner to a cross at a higher level than which you stand upon. Then, ejaculate upward into the air, onto them.

Sarah waiting patiently for Allen to finish rapturing her.

by Laya-Franca Daniels September 28, 2025