its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.
Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.
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