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double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
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Rainforest Violation

A woman who has a lot of or refuses to shave her pubes. This is derived from the fact that due to the thickness of pubic hair, light will never reach the actual skin; similar to sunlight in the rainforest. In addition, the hair is thick enough to be a habitat for animal life.
This one time I saw my buddy's girl come out the shower. I kinda knew she was one of those feminist twats who didn't shave beforehand, but now I had evidence that she was a walking Rainforest Violation!
by John Slivka November 19, 2007
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ransford

Sexy and fun always ready for sex. He is the sex master. He is smart charming and sometimes mean. He is sexy. Girls you need Ransford in your life.
Sexy Ransford. I want you Ransford.
by Byeheart May 22, 2018
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Polluting the Rainforest

The term used to desribe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.
Eating mexican food and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting the Rainforest the next morning.
by jfitz109 July 29, 2008
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Amazon rainforest

by Mad thigh slapper September 2, 2019
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Amazon Rainforest

Some girl I met at this party came up to me and gave me an Amazon Rainforest.
by stockrbot August 25, 2019
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A black man in a rainstorm

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.
Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
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