raffle

Synonymous with ROFL (similar pronounciations). However, it is more commonly used in the ayng dialect. can be combined with suffixes of the ayng or n00b dialects as well.

origin: TNS
(normal) "What's that n00b, I like totally owned you? haha raffle!"

(ayng) "you see that noob over there? i just raffl't him, that's why he's crying like a noob. rafflayng"

(n00b) "lolollolool!11!1rofl rofl rafflecopterzz zomgzomg!!!1!2"
by utser April 18, 2005
mugGet the rafflemug.

raffle

The area on a human male just above the genitals, usually habitat of pubic hair. Used when having sexual intercourse
"I like 'em big and thick, with a nice big fat ass, y'know what I'm saying? That way you get that padded effect - when your raffle bangs against 'em."
by Luke February 22, 2004
mugGet the rafflemug.

Raffles Institution

If you come here and you're secretly gay but don't know it yet, then after half a year you will be openly gay.
If you go to Raffles Institution, you have a 97% chance of finding out you are gay
mugGet the Raffles Institutionmug.

Job raffle

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
mugGet the Job rafflemug.

The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall
johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle
by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014
mugGet the The jamaican rafflemug.

Meat Raffle

Like a normal raffle, but with sausage, kielbasa, tubesteak, and other meats.
I heard your mom went to a meat raffle last night. Did she win the black ham again?
by Woody06967 December 1, 2007
mugGet the Meat Rafflemug.

raffle baffle

To enthusiastically have sex with. Especially used for someone you would very much like to have sex with, but have not done so yet.
I would undoubtedly give her the ol' raffle baffle.
by Wilkerson December 9, 2003
mugGet the raffle bafflemug.

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