wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.

by Michaeladt January 10, 2009

raccident

Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.

Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.

"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"

by RobertOldhead December 21, 2008

Crackcident

An automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a Blackberry (Crackberry) mobile device while driving.

If Bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his Blackberry, he wouldn't have been involved in such a major crackcident.

by Anandaconda August 19, 2010

Frackcident

An accident involving Fracking.

Thanks to the "Halliburton Loophole" created by Dick Cheney more and more "Frackcidents" continue to occur nationwide.

by Deja DeMoss May 20, 2013

Racident

A statement that turns out to be accidentally racist.

"Sorry bro, that's not what I meant. Guess that was a racident."

by TheSpock November 21, 2015

Crackcident

An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.

Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.

by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007