Raccooning

The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.

Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.

Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?

Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.

by Goin' Panda January 12, 2012

Raccoonist

The skillful art of training raccoons
They don't always bite and love to play games. Keith Livingston is the first and only raccoonist.

Keith and Amanda practiced raccoonery for 5 days, Rikki was trained well he is a good raccoonist.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

raccoonz

Raccoonz is a meme addicted talking raccoon with sentience that they use to communicate to other meme addicts; has a strong desire to help people and will commonly disconnect due to an allergy of socializing though they socialize anyway.

Raccoonz likes making cake :3.

by Smart smart November 4, 2018

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017

Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011

Raccooning

The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.

When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.

by Heycat81 October 1, 2011

raccoonz

Raccoonz is a talking meme addicted sentient raccoon that communicates commonly with fellow meme addicts; additionally has a strong desire to help people and often disconnects due to a allergy of socializing though socializes anyway.

Raccoonz likes making cakes :3.

by Smart smart November 4, 2018