to do a Raymond

To take a joke too far or exaggerate something in a way which makes the speaker sound stupid/creepy.

Dude #1: Where is Caolan and JoAnne? They were here just a minute ago!
Dude #2: Ha, let's start checking the bushes.
Dude #3: HAHAHA YEAH WE'LL FIND CAOLAN KNEELING IN A BUSH JERKING OFF ON JOANNE'S STOMACH!
Dude #2: ...and that is how to do a Raymond.

by mcmillan0520 December 18, 2010

Raymond Holt

Raymond Holt is a police captain on the show Brooklyn 99. He is often referred to as a “robot”. He’s a gay, black man with a dog named Cheddar.

“Morning, Captain Raymond Holt!”
“Good morning.”

by qüjsjsj February 8, 2020

raymoo hackuray

attention all toho gaymers, raymoo hackuray is in deep need of your help!
all she needs is your credit card information, your home address, and your full name so she can go to the yoki mountain and commit epic yoki genocide!

guy : raymoo hackuray from tuh is so cool
other guy : yes

by ArcaneWizard July 27, 2021

Reymond

A little shy at first but once you get him to open up, you'll learn that he is the best person to have as a friend. Reymond is genuinely kind and has a very big heart. If you are lucky enough to date a Boy named Reymond you are a lucky person because he is the most loyal and trustworthy soul. To add on to his many great qualities, Reymonds typically are very good looking and athletic.

She's so lucky Reymond asked her to the dance.

by Misses_M July 3, 2017

Raymond

A male that is wanted by every woman who sees him. He has absolutely gorgeous eyes. Typically dark eyes and dark hair. He's one of the most sweetest people on the face if the Earth. He makes a great friend. If he really cares about you, he will make an amazing boyfriend who cares about you very much. He doesn't like stupid and dumb people very much. He's very caring to his best friend and will listen to their problems when needed. Raymond has problems of his own and he may keep them to himself sometimes but other times he will open up. A lot of girls fall for him. He is extremely good looking and handsome. He's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He will make you smile throughout the whole day even if it's the worst day of your life. Some people love Raymond and care for him dearly. Raymond would be lost without some certain friends but he has a great life now and loves everyone around him.

I love Raymond so much. The first time I laid eyes on him I instantly fell in love. He's so sweet and I don't know what I'd do without him! <3

by Jessica Brazile March 17, 2014

Raymond In Boxes

The three words that fill a persons Discord DMs with thousands of simps, horny people, and furries all begging for a chance to put that glorious feline in a sexy maid dress for their amusement (I'd smash). People who use this term usually ask for more money than you can possibly carry on one trip, or ask for the most insane items or other villagers, however, some people just want to watch the world burn and type out a long shitpost on how Raymond is in boxes and they will only give him to someone they deem worthy, getting a bunch of replies or DMs from hopeful people, only to arrive to Raymond in a room of normal cardboard boxes given to him, sometimes these people pay and get scammed.

Person 1: "Raymond In Boxes, DM with offers" In less than a minute they got 500 notifications all asking for Raymond

Person 1: "Oh fuck"

by Blixy Blix June 9, 2020

Raymond's Taint

On March 20th 2009, John Mayer came up with the phrase Raymond's Taint. Mayer's definition of the word is to give your opinion. Your 2 cents.

Prior to Mayer mentioning it on his Twitter, the phrase did not bring up any results when searched on Yahoo & Google. Thus leading people to believe that it did not exist despite Mayer's claim that it was a popular phrase back in the 20's before it was later changed to "2 cents."

Because Mayer challenged his Twitter followers to use the phrase "on a mainstream news media comment page," with the prize being a Twitter background, expect to be hearing the phrase pretty damn soon from gullible idiots.

Guy 1: He throws awesome parties, but Peter's a total douche. But hey, that's just my Raymond's Taint.

Guy 2: What?

by Jane Doughski March 21, 2009