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roflstiltskin

1. A crack against the roflchopper and lollerskates.

2. Used derogotively as a way to say somethings funny, but the person doing it is not the reason why.

3. Any event in which someone who has been verbally abused, causes laughter and glee in onlookers.
"Roflstiltskin Batman! The Jokers choking on the Todd Rod. What happens when he gets the Todd Wad?"

"Jimmy is a roflstiltskin of a man..."
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roflwtime

Rolling On The Floor Laughing With Tears In My Eyes

Much like its root word rofl, but it offers much more insight into the level of hilarity of the situation. Although yes, you are indeed rofl'ing, you are also doing so with tears in your eyes, which tells the rofl-ee that you found them, their joke, or the current situation worthy of more than just a rofl.
Jake: "He was all like...lawl?"
Mortimer: "...gg"
Jake: "ROFLWTIME!!"
by Pablo Calva July 16, 2008
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rofltime

roll on floor laughing till i make eggs
"Dani just rofltime.
by amandasapoophead February 27, 2011
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roflticub

Another extension of the rofl root. Online abbreviation for 'rolling on floor laughing 'til I cough up blood.'
Chatter 1: Yesterday I sharted my pants at the mall

Chatter 2: WTF OMG ROFLTICUB!!!
by PAR August 1, 2008
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roflitis

a disease characterized by an inability to stop rolling on the floor laughing (rofl)
I suffer from roflitis whenever Rob Lowe says anything on Parks and Rec
by sam_seaborn October 19, 2011
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roflutilityvan

The roflcopter and roflutilityvan serve the same purpose although unlike the roflcopter the roflutilityvan only visits 3rd world countries, the roflutilityvan can be identified by the distinctive bullet holes in its side and the word UN crossed out and replaced with ROFL.

Due to hostile conditions the roflutlityvan never stops but instead does drive by's in which it deploys gas grenades filled with laughter!
Child1: Omg its the roflutilityvan!
Child2: Omg are they wearing flak jackets?
Child1: Omg is that a bucket of sand!1!!!1!
ROFL Man1: Freeeze this is the rofl police!
by Snowwy July 16, 2008
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rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

an abbrieviation for: rolling on the floor laughing even though i couldn't do such a thing because it would be nearly impossible to type in roll on the floor laughing at the same time
dude! thats so funny! rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst
by ur mom10 October 7, 2011
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