Rise and Shine

The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.

She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!

by Nickdubba May 29, 2011

Rise and shine

The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.

"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"

by Errur January 24, 2009

Rise and Shine

The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.

"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"

by Morgau February 22, 2007

rise and shine

When you are fucking a chick doggy style on top of the stairs, then as you ejac in her pussy you push her down the stairs, causing her to get knocked unconscience. Come back a few minutes later and wake her up by pissing on her face.

I gave grandma a rise and shine on saturday night

by alfonso004 March 15, 2007

Rise And Shine

Rise and shine :)

Its a saying that Kyile Jenner says to her kids to wake them up

How cute :)

You turn on the lights and say "Rise and Shine"

by Scooooop November 21, 2019

rise and shine

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.

kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine

by stinky shrek October 17, 2019

rise and shine

you might of heard this famous quote before, as well as many other memes or vines, but if you live under a fucking rock you greasy bitch, rise and shine is a famous quote from the one and only kardashiono, your parents probably say that gay shit to you too, gay boy

“wake stormy up, anddd get outta here, and show you guys her room!”

*walks into the poor child’s room, hoping that she didn’t kill herself*

“RHIISE AND SHYYNE (rise and shine in english)”

thank you - gay nigga

by gangbang420 October 18, 2019