when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.
Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.
by HITorDIE May 19, 2007
After A Female/Male has sex doggy style the one that has been fucked up the arse's arse gets hurt and stings, that is why they call it RING sting.
Dude 1#-Oh man i just got fucked up the arse and my arse hurts like shit!
Dude 2#-Huh, you must have ring sting then, your fault for being a fucking gay man.
Dude 2#-Huh, you must have ring sting then, your fault for being a fucking gay man.
by Hector3453 December 25, 2007
A soreness/redness/itching of the bum hole area- often associated with chaffing.
Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.
Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.
by Dr Stewberry November 21, 2009
Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.
by Iamtechnosaurus December 20, 2017
Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
by Bearcake72 January 04, 2019
The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang
by Drew Christx May 16, 2006