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Relaxing-end

When you are having sex and you are the only one that’s enjoying themselves
Boy “ how was it last night with Lesley”
Boy 2 “ really good bro but I was the only one on the relaxing-end
by Public_floats_are_public September 17, 2019
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the women is doing a handstand while the male is pounding her from up in the air
relaxing butt tingler postion is hand stanfdatleast be on a stool to pound the girl supper hard booty
by brockchoader January 19, 2011
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’
Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.
by PoopEmoji22 May 21, 2022
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Maxing and Relaxing

Coined by Jeff Sepulveda of Santa Monica, and used in early '80's song lyrics, it refers to "Maxing out your Relaxation"!
Went over to ma boyz house to see if he wanted to hit the strip . . . But instead, he was "Maxing and Relaxing" at home . . .
by Po' Man! June 15, 2011
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Productively Relaxing

The state in which a person is calm and comfortable while being effective and efficient.
Heather is "productively relaxing" while laying down in her bed conducting research for her paper

Jon is "productively relaxing" while laying down on his couch checking his emails
by social entrepreneur April 20, 2013
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Maxing and Relaxing

When you're just kinda chilling out. All cool and stuff.
He wanted to hang out with me but I was maxing and relaxing.
by 2cool4youu February 2, 2015
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