rearranging the furniture

The act of smoking weed in the living room whilst pretending to assemble IKEA objects.

Wife: Dinner in three minutes

Husband: Ok, I'll be there. Just rearranging the furniture!

by IkeaBro85 January 4, 2014

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

rearrange my guts

when someone fucks you so hard some people say you are rearranging there guts

david "did lucy tell you if i fucked her good

mark "yeah man she said, he rearrange my guts"

by daddy19487292 May 20, 2018

rearranged her organs

When you have sex with a girl so vigorously that she can feel her insides have been moved by your penis

Guy: heard you and your girl had sex
Guy2: yh I completely rearranged her organs , she couldn't walk after

by Yungskeng14 October 30, 2019

Rearrange my guts

Anal sex. Either with a big dick or with heavy fucking.

1.) Daquan got that good-good, so I spent 30 minutes getting his dick swimming in my spit before he got impatient, flipped me on my back,

forced my legs up, and told me to shut up as I let him aggressively rearrange my guts. I thought my insides where gonna spill out while going to town in me.

by Yas,bich,yas May 27, 2020

rearrange my organ

to have sex so good, it feels like your organs have moved

Sabrina Carpenter “This crowd is giving my all the endorphins, I wish someone will rearrange my organs, Philly is the city I was born in.”

by javi emerson March 23, 2023

rearrange my box

russian way of saying “rearrange my guts”

i have 10 to 12 people coming to rearrange my box

by nowedragon December 30, 2020