rearranging the furniture

The act of smoking weed in the living room whilst pretending to assemble IKEA objects.

Wife: Dinner in three minutes

Husband: Ok, I'll be there. Just rearranging the furniture!

by IkeaBro85 January 04, 2014

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rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

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rearrange my guts

when someone fucks you so hard some people say you are rearranging there guts

david "did lucy tell you if i fucked her good

mark "yeah man she said, he rearrange my guts"

by daddy19487292 April 02, 2018

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rearranged her organs

When you have sex with a girl so vigorously that she can feel her insides have been moved by your penis

Guy: heard you and your girl had sex
Guy2: yh I completely rearranged her organs , she couldn't walk after

by Yungskeng14 October 30, 2019

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Rearrange my guts

Anal sex. Either with a big dick or with heavy fucking.

1.) Daquan got that good-good, so I spent 30 minutes getting his dick swimming in my spit before he got impatient, flipped me on my back,

forced my legs up, and told me to shut up as I let him aggressively rearrange my guts. I thought my insides where gonna spill out while going to town in me.

by Yas,bich,yas May 28, 2020

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