Raccoon
A very cute and deadly animal the hunt in packs and are bulletproof the only way to kill them is to stun them with bullets and finish them off with a sword
Raccoon by TheKoolKidsKlub (im the kooles April 30, 2019
raccoon
raccoon by YoursTruly5683 January 25, 2011
Raccoon
Something that is cute or extremely strong, or both. Raccoons are typically not pussies and tend to kill 10 people when they get mad. They are expert boonkgangers and are cutest. #savetheraccoons
Raccoon by Mr. Raccoon June 16, 2018
Raccoon
Raccoons are nature’s juggernauts. After doing research, I found a list of some of the best traits about them from a trustworthy researcher called “reccooneggs”, which is his birth name. (though they have many more special traits)
Reason 1: He protec but he also attac
Reason 2:They naturally regenerate limbs. Need to whip up a quick dinner? Just chop off a raccoons leg.
Reason 3: They’re obedient. Want someone dead? A raccoon will kill them James Bond style no questions asked.
Reason 4: Racoon Urine cures cancer
Reason 5: Theyre really good at video games. Are you a copper IV in rainbow six siege? They’ll carry you all they way up to diamond.
Reason 6: Need protection against someone with a gun? Raccoons are naturally bulletproof.
Reason 7: Raccoons can DESTROY any animal in a 1v1.
Reason 8: People see you walking a dog? They ignore you. People see you walking a raccoon? Looks like you just got a get-out-of-virgin-free card.
Reason 9: Raccoon feces cure hepatitis.
Reason 10: Just look at them, they’re adorable.
Reason 1: He protec but he also attac
Reason 2:They naturally regenerate limbs. Need to whip up a quick dinner? Just chop off a raccoons leg.
Reason 3: They’re obedient. Want someone dead? A raccoon will kill them James Bond style no questions asked.
Reason 4: Racoon Urine cures cancer
Reason 5: Theyre really good at video games. Are you a copper IV in rainbow six siege? They’ll carry you all they way up to diamond.
Reason 6: Need protection against someone with a gun? Raccoons are naturally bulletproof.
Reason 7: Raccoons can DESTROY any animal in a 1v1.
Reason 8: People see you walking a dog? They ignore you. People see you walking a raccoon? Looks like you just got a get-out-of-virgin-free card.
Reason 9: Raccoon feces cure hepatitis.
Reason 10: Just look at them, they’re adorable.
Dude I almost got killed yesterday. Thankfully I had my pet raccoon Ralph to save me from the shooter so my raccoon could lunge onto him and kill him!
Raccoon by Nathaniel822 June 24, 2018