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raŋked/Submit
verb
1.
To perform the act of masturbation
"He said he was afk, but we all know he went to play ranked"
synonyms: Wank, Choke the chicken, flog the one eyed snake, toss, Stroke-and-go, Rubbing the rod.
"Brb guys, playing ranked"
"i need a new league account, mine got banned"
Ranked by ToyCat June 23, 2016
When something is so gnarly you ain’t got anything else to say
Jay: my bitch just keyed my car bro!
You: damn, that bitch is ranked.
Cece: Ay, check this pack out homie.
You: *sniff* Fuhh bro, that shit is ranked!
Cece: Damn straight lets moke up.
Ranked by Peaur October 9, 2020
Ok, from left to right 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Hym "Ok, I haven't watched the video yet so I'm going to do this first and then watch, alright? SO... #1 is Ranked 4th, #2 is Ranked 1st, #3 is ranked 3rd, 4 is Ranked 2nd, #5 is Ranked 5th. Ok? Let's see..."
Ranked by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
I played ranked
Ranked by Sakaaran6 March 9, 2024

Ranked Skywars

A game on the hypixel network that is a varient of normal skywars. It is also full of blatant cheaters. This game mode makes people feel the following things:
1. Suicidal
2. Mad
3. Disbelief
"Im so fucking done with ranked skywars its full of fucking cheaters holy shit."
Ranked Skywars by Skippayy January 18, 2018

Ranked Bedwars

Where people with no life, no family, and too many clicks per second compete to see whos the sweatiest in bed.
Ranked Bedwars by OutViz March 17, 2021