Racoon 

A guy that prefers trashy girls.

Joe prefers trashy girls to quality ones because he's a total racoon

Racoon by Mard5lecous August 6, 2018

Racoon 

John Marston.

"Where is that damn racoon!" yelled out rat-faced Micah. "Marston!"

Racoon by wheresyourgoddamnfaith November 8, 2019

racoon 

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

racoon by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

racoon 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"

racoon by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021

Racoon 

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins

Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins

Racoon by Ozwold February 9, 2022

Racoon Dip 

A “Racoon Dip” is when you teabag a gaping ass hole and then you lay it on her eyes. First quoted by Frank Kramer from the esteemed “FHFU” (Frosty Heidi and Frank Unsensored) podcast.

Guy 1: Dude I want to try something crazy with my woman.

Guy 2: Give her the 'ol Racoon Dip!

Guy 1: That's a damned good idea, man!

Racoon Dip by clarkj November 12, 2009

racoon trapper 

picking up a girl that is way below your standards because all you want is to get laid with minimal amount of work.

jack and i went out to pick up last night but just ended up racoon trapping swamp donkeys.

everytime we go to the bar jack is the racoon trapper.

racoon trapper by kwil15 June 2, 2010