Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

a case of the R.Kellys

An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.

I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.

by Dianycis September 15, 2005

a case of the R.Kellys

To date or have sex with a guy or girl who is much older than you.

Devon: Shawnna got herself a twenty year old.

Marcus: Mayne, she better watch out we wouldnt want anyone to catch a case of the r.kellys

by blackxeyeliner September 25, 2006