Qwertial Aphasia

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm

When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.

Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!

by TheMacaroni August 13, 2022

Qwedcxzasrtyhbvcfguiokmnjpl

How the fuck did you find this? Are you really that bored you fucking dissapointment. Go do your taxes and get on with your life.

Fuck you Qwedcxzasrtyhbvcfguiokmnjpl

by Chumbyboi December 20, 2019

qwedsazxcrtyhgfvbnuiolkjmp

when you go in a snaking pattern, repeating it until you got to the edge of the keyboard.

I snaked around and typed qwedsazxcrtyhgfvbnuiolkjmp into urban dictionary, and I DEFINED IT YAY.

by Bobthetrainman January 25, 2021

qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa

When you are sooooooo bored that you somehow do a criss cross star thing the exact way I did on my key bored. Go get food or go shopping or watch a movie. Please.

Im so bored. Oh I will just type qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa.

by Isabella the infamous October 26, 2020

Qwerked

To be high from THC and caffeine simultaneously.

Person 1: I just finished that joint. Now to finish my coffee.
Person 2: You're gonna be qwerked...

by Vital May 3, 2014

qwedsazxcvbnhgfrtyuiolkjmp

If you thought you found a new keyboard combination, you are wrong.
When you are bored so you just press all the keys in a pattern snaking around.

Person 1 : hey guys i just typed mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!
God of Boredom : F O O L I S H M O R T A L Y O U H A V E N T F O U N D Q W E D S A Z X C V B N H G F R T Y U I O L K J M P
Everyone : *GASP* HE JUST SAID QWEDSAZXCVBNHGFRTYUIOLKJMP

by Blazinpyre December 12, 2019