Quampha

The general junk or clutter that accumulates at the bottom of one's purse.

She knew her car keys were somewhere in all her quampha.

by monkC December 2, 2009

quamph

a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.

while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded

by altairalex February 3, 2015

Quaphwap

When a woman farts and the gas enters her vagina, forcing her to queef said fart, making a quaphwap sound.

While watching the new Twilight movie, Maria quaphwapped so hard it blew out her tampon.

by BabyCorn$3.50 July 10, 2010

quophe

Like a queef but from the penis.
A fart from the penis.
Somone being an asshole

She got mad when i quophed while she gave me head

by humorousyak September 25, 2010

Quiph

when one of your friends does something crazy but you don't want everyone to know

“What happened with Phoebe?”
“It’s a Quiph type deal man,”

by cassie2214 January 5, 2019

Quamph

A fart that is so unbelievably loud that it breaks the sound barrier and shocks everyone in the room.

Dude! You just quamphed so loud that the whole floor shook!

by paragirl92riot November 29, 2011

biscuit quepher

a sound from under the breakfast table.

what is that biscuit quepher im smelling??

by Paul Cottrell February 4, 2009