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tu quoque fallacy

(LOGIC) a logical fallacy in which a person defends against an allegation by accusing an adversary of doing the same thing. It's a classic douchebag move because it implies that the speaker has a RIGHT to be a douchebag, by virtue of the fact that someone ELSE is being a douchebag.

From Latin, for "you, too."

WHY IT'S BAD
Suppose A is accused of terrorism. He reacts by accusing B, his enemy, of terrorism. Now, it's possible (but unlikely) that A actually chose this argument knowing he was totally innocent. More likely he wants to claim that his terrorism is PROVOKED. In effect, he's saying, "I have to do this, or I'm entitled to do this, because B did it first."

First, as logic it's a red herring. But what makes it douchebaggery rather than just another wartime propaganda tactic, is that it's MORALLY irrelevant as well as LOGICALLY irrelevant. The victims of terrorism almost never have any material control over either perpetrator ever.
ANNA: Abu Yahya, I don't know if your definition of "tu quoque fallacy" belongs in the Urban Dictionary. This isn't Wikipedia, you know.

ABU YAHYA: The reason I did is that I see all the time people using the rationale that, because somebody else did something bad to me, therefore I get to do something similar to anybody. It's sort of like sloppy revenge.

ANNA: Like men punishing random women because their girlfriends allegedly did something shitty to them?

ABU YAHYA: Actually, that's a perfect example of a tu quoque!
by Abu Yahya June 3, 2010
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quiquiyoungster

A popular dating service among eskimos.
I am a hot young eskimo. You can find me on quiquiyoungster.
by Esk1m0 May 21, 2010
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quisqueya

1. The original native name for the island that comprises the Dominican Republic and Haiti. In the Taino culture it stands for "Tierra Grande" or Great land. Columbus and the spaniards later renamed the island Hispaniola.

2. Hot Co-worker.

3. What Dominicans prefer to name their children, pets, beer, liquor stores and restaurants.
1. "Quisqueya" recalls Taino culture whereas "Hispaniola" recalls the Amerindian genocide.

2. Dude, that Quisqueya sure is hot.

3. Tell little Quisqueya, to take her puppy Quisqueya to the Quisqueya liquor store and get youa six-pax of Cerveza Quisqueya.
by Kortanaskew January 11, 2005
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quisqueyano

Quisqueyano is a word sometimes used to denote a person of Dominican descent. It is derived from the Taino name for the island of Hispaniola, Quisqueya.
My friend is Dominican so he is a Quisqueyano. Its like I'm Puerto Rican so I'm a Boricua.
by Jennei May 13, 2006
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quéquette

T'as la quéquette qui colle...
by alabataille October 25, 2009
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Quequecito

A large man, usually a father with moobs and a fat pouch. Usually has a double chin and a cute face. Often resembles a rabbit or a hamster.
That fat guy looks just like a quequecito.
by arozalez July 29, 2009
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QuiQui Bloodline

The QuiQui Bloodline is the most gracious, holy, and majestic bloodline in the entire infinite multiverse. For one who has been blessed by the QuiQui Bloodline shall live a renaissance of a new reawakening, a new eternity.
As thou pays thy respects, thou shall gain new life that prevails! As eternity of thee hath been tainted, it is up to thee to remove thine atrocities—atrocities of thine which shall'nt be apparent before thy QuiQui Lord, as one who hath no tainted respects shall gain the blessing of eternity.

Eternal life of prosperity—given by the QuiQui Bloodline if you pay your respects.
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