quinoa mom

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.

GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."

by Soup Starr May 6, 2017

Quinoa Kid

noun informal; A hipster. A sub culture of person who's love for quinoa, tight chinos and being able to say the liked something before it was cool defines them as a person. They can usually be found in over priced cafes ordering a complicated coffee served in the skin of an avocado.

Those damned Quinoa Kids ate all the avocado.

by Drew013 June 29, 2017

quinoa pig

A pig of small sizes it usually looks like a Guinea pig but it’s not

Wow thats a quinoa pig, bro

by Quinonapigglies March 12, 2018

Lucifer's Quinoa

A slang term for marijuana.

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!

by dad b September 15, 2017

creamy quinoa

The yellow rubbery chunks in semen that occur when a man doesn't ejaculate for long period of time. It's caused by sugars and proteins that coagulate because of excess testosterone that hasn't been released through regular ejaculation. The appearance of this type of semen resembles the delicious yet pretentious cooked grain qiunoa in a disgusting cream sauce.

After three weeks of abstinence, Jeff jizzed creamy quinoa all over Susan's face.

by Zubra May 19, 2018

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community

Another word for the LGBTQ+ community if you want to use it in an area full of homophobes.

Hey, do you support Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community?

Yeah of course I do!

by LiLbLaCkId August 15, 2021

spitting out the quinoa

an expression used to describe when a person goes out of his way to prove himself wrong.

Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.

by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022