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nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation
man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight
by trollzor48 September 26, 2017
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Queefing kyleigh

Slang used in Dayton Ohio to describe girls with stinky downstairs. Often sounds like a duck when they walk.
by Ilovestinkypuss November 25, 2021
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Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012
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quoffing

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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quaffing

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...
by J*Dub December 28, 2005
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queefing vagina

is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.

common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.
Last night it was difficult to hear the movie over your mom's queefing vagina
by SexyLova 69 May 2, 2008
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Queefing

When i was having sex with my girl, she queefed all night long.
by Stu November 16, 2003
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