queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006

queer eye for the straight guy

it takes a queer to make a queer

queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
xmpp:[e-mail]/FuckuFunny

by UD reruns June 28, 2013

queer eye

Staring method employed to pick up other males after gaydar is initiated.

George used his queer eye to pick up Mark when he realized Mark was gay.

by cp October 4, 2003

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

queer eye for the straight guy

Best reality show out there.

The Fab Five take on the project of making over a straight man who has no idea what to do with himself. Usually put on this how by a girlfriend or wife who wants to see their spouse made over.

carson kressley is hot!

by kelli December 25, 2004

queer eye

a show that clay aiken should be on, no wait, he shuld be on queer eye for the queer girl

tashie clay aiken i saw clay on queer eye last night!!

by lexi & m March 10, 2005

Queer eye for the Hi-5

A symbolic handshake that originated from the indiginous tribe of ballwashers from CHRW. This gesture is usually followed with an annoying cat call that resembles a dying Ostrich: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah"
Only queers, ballwashers and cockgobblersof similar creeds can use this gesture - it is forbidden for anyone else.

John: "I am the greatest living human
being ever."
Acorn: <Hi-5 slap! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!"

by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004