Quarf

When a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.

Sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. Usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. Easier to achieve on a solid surface.

I totally just quarfed. It's came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.

by ASTAN June 1, 2014

Quarf

The act of vomitting

After a night of heavy drinking, I wasn't surprised to learn I had quarfed in front of everyone.

by MissMeag April 14, 2019

quarf

queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.

cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.

christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!

by aimmepussyslayer March 8, 2023

Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

by Tobe Pierce August 4, 2008

quarf

a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.

"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."

by ANNE and cookie July 5, 2008

quarf

When you fart out your dick.

Bro! I just quarfed!

by VinelSeason January 16, 2022

quarf

when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts

This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.

by travlax December 18, 2010