Quarf

When a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.

Sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. Usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. Easier to achieve on a solid surface.
I totally just quarfed. It's came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.
by ASTAN June 02, 2014
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The act of vomitting
After a night of heavy drinking, I wasn't surprised to learn I had quarfed in front of everyone.
by MissMeag April 14, 2019
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queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.
cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.

christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
by aimmepussyslayer March 08, 2023
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After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.
by Tobe Pierce July 11, 2008
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a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
by ANNE and cookie July 11, 2008
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when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
by travlax December 17, 2010
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