quarantitties

When you gain weight during quarantine that goes straight to your boobs

John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!

by koalakid3377 April 15, 2020

Quarantitties

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1. The excess fat around one’s torso that appears as a result of staying inside and eating all of the food you bought to prepare for COVID lockdown.
2. The suddenly overwhelming number of OnlyFans pages made during the pandemic.

Welp, looks like I need to start buying 2XL shirts to hide these quarantitties.

by GI Jones January 5, 2021