Quarantainment

The things you do to entertain yourself after being cooped up too long

Hey guys check out my pig series chalk art I just did for quarantainment.
Or
I just watched the entire series of Tiger King. It was great quarantainment.

by Diesal07 April 4, 2020

Quarantan

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.

- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working

by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Quarantight

When you improve yourself and come out of quarantine better than before

I been working out while I shelter in place and my body is gonna be quarantight

by DjAjaxSF March 30, 2020

quarentash

Facial hair grown above upper lip during a period of quarentine

Hey Paul I see lockdown has allowed you to grow a fantastic quarentash, I bet you love re-enacting your favourite 70s pornstar while posing in the mirror

by Gremstar May 4, 2020

quarantease

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes

Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quarantationship

A casual relationship that occurs during quarantine, typically these people are separated due to social distancing.

I met this guy on tinder and it turned into a quarantationship.

by S Lobo April 11, 2020

quarantard

A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.

Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.

Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.

Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.

"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"

"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"

"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."

"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."

by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020