Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 10, 2023

Quampha

The general junk or clutter that accumulates at the bottom of one's purse.

She knew her car keys were somewhere in all her quampha.

by monkC December 2, 2009

Quempy

To shoplift clothing from a store by means of wearing the item of clothing, and walking out of the store; different from just stealing the clothing

"Yo i just fuckin stole this hat from Kohls."
"You must think your pretty badass, but check out these jeans that I quempied from Target!"
"Whoa! Fuck stealing shit! I wanna quempy something its way more badass!"

by Big Bacon Kass December 13, 2009

Quamp

A being who is weak, a snitch, disliked. In slang terms.. "a pussy". (N)

The kids a Quamp.. he didnt pay me.

by Kel November 23, 2004

quamph

a really hard vaginal fart that vibrates the chair and the ground. also scares children in the middle east.

while i was in the bathroom i quamphed so hard my overies exploded

by altairalex February 3, 2015

Quappy

Quite happy; quietly happy.

"She had a quappy reply."

by Chattha November 4, 2019

Quamp

To involve in intercorse while the female is on her period.

That bitch Quamped me..Now i got blood on my dick.

by Kel November 19, 2004