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Quaker

The most peacefull of all Christian sects. Highly non-violent and actually are throughout history. They believe in the true Christian ethics without all the hierarchal greed for power nor hypocritical. They respect other religions as well and don't try to convert you or say you'll go to hell if you go against their beliefs. Also a brand of cereal.
by Alexsander November 4, 2008
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Quakertown

A town in which there’s more furniture stores than attractive boys
The girl lived in Quakertown
by Fjdkiccjjsjd July 3, 2018
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Quaker Weekend

For the weekend, having Sunday and Monday off instead of Saturday and Sunday.
Employee:When do I have off?
Boss:Sunday and Monday. Enjoy your Quaker weekend.
by imahairyperson May 11, 2010
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Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.
as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009
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pussy quaker

Something that tastes so good it’ll make your pussy quake.
The chicken from Long Horn was such a PUSSY QUAKER.
by pussyquaker January 14, 2021
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bury a quaker

two excrete feces; to take a dump; drop a number two
Dude, you got a magazine? I got to go bury a quaker.
by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003
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Quaker State

Definitions:
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.

Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.

Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
He is a uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path, what a Quaker State!
by chatty90 November 16, 2011
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