The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'
Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005
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From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.
Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!
by GuidoPosse69 January 10, 2005
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The closest you can get to a LUEser on Family Guy.
Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.
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Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~
"Heh. Alriiiiiight."
-Quagmire
by Dave October 12, 2004
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A really, really ugly adolescent usually around the age of 14-18. This male is so ugly that when he smiles everyone turns around to throw up in their mouth. ugly
A boy who thinks he's hott, and he's not.
"Hey Quagmire, stop smiling... ur making me sick.
by LaKiki101 March 8, 2010
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The dirtiest man alive, he thrives for sex, woman, and loves cats.
I’m going over to Quagmires today
by Family Jew February 25, 2018
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