Quaffle

For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.

Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Quaffle

When she pussy farts at the breakfast table.

She thought the pancakes were awful then she's let out a quaffle

by shanagains9211 August 13, 2022

quaffle

the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.

Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan

by Rdiesal March 11, 2005

quaffle

1- Ball to play quidditch
2- stupid ( boys/guys )
3- F!

1- Quaffle through a goalpost! Griffindor has a point!
2- U quaffle!
3- U didn't pass the exam!! U got an F!

by mooninthedark May 16, 2008

Quaffle

a women how Queefs alot. Queefer

I tapped Amber last night, shes such a quaffle!

by James McVane May 11, 2007

quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.

"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle

by Dean Corin February 12, 2006

Quaffle

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.

by Iioveupookey266261 January 21, 2014