Quaffling

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

quaffle

North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.

Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!

by Sacalaki December 18, 2007

quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffled

V.

Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.

Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.

by Murdock March 4, 2005

quaffle

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

by Liz February 3, 2005

quaffle

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011

Quaffles

The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.

justine: ROFLROFLROFL, look at grandpas quaffles wobbling...looks like a wrinkly vagina.

by BAMandthedirtisgone June 11, 2009