by Tyler Sidell May 30, 2006

by Ninja Eatspie July 16, 2006

Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.
You fucking quaff!
by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.
When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.
by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009

The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.
by Pootie October 5, 2003

by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009
