Quaff

A cool hair-cut or hair-do

Dude, don't mess up my quaff!

by Kristy February 23, 2005

Quaff

a really big hair-do.

Ben Walace's Quaff. Dont touch my Quaff man!!!

by Tyler Sidell May 30, 2006

Quaff

The hairstyle in which the hair is curly, straight, and afroish at the same time.

"Dude Ninja i love your Quaff.

by Ninja Eatspie July 16, 2006

Quaff

Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.

You fucking quaff!

by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012

Quaff

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.

When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.

by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009

Quaff

The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.

Holy fuck! McDonald quaffed in a Doritos Cup on the school trip!

by Pootie October 5, 2003

Quaff

The patch of hair on a man's chest

Dude! You can barley see that gold chain umongst that guys massive quaff!!

by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009