Quadrisexual

A person who is sexually attracted to men, women, inanimate objects and animals.

I know a man who once had an orgy with some cats, a few bricks and his parents. He's obviously a quadrisexual.

by neofox97 August 20, 2009

Quadratic Formula

The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!

A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?

by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020

Quadratics

Simply the most useless maths topic ever. i dont think ill ever be at the shops, looking to buy $2 of bananas and for some reason need to calculate where the bloody parabola is meant to go on the x and y axis. useless. id rather stick my nuts under

Teacher: Okay guys, time to continue on with your quadratics work from yesterday.
Me: fuck off u old wrinkly cunt.

by wont u take me to funkytown March 8, 2009

quadrapus

An octopus with four tentacles as appose to eight.

That was no octopus. That was a quadrapus.

by Light color and a plant November 26, 2013

quadratize

To divide something into four equal parts.

That nigga quadratized his hard earned $1000 among his 4 kids, and gave each one $250.

by V. P. R February 21, 2018

urination sensation in my lower quadration

a tingling sensation, to have to urinate an urge to urinate.

damn i have a urination sensation in my lower quadration.

by brad prie December 11, 2006

Quadratic peinor

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.

Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010