Guy, "We need to talk."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."
by funblob July 04, 2015
by UrMumGayYouStupidFaggot March 11, 2019
It's like Big Dick Energy but better.
by rororoastme December 07, 2018
by sicc j May 02, 2021
Listen... u see dat gyal ova there... nothin but Tight Pussy Energy! To bag her... u gotta have one bright ass future!
by ShovieGroovy February 03, 2022
A formation in beer pong in which 4 cups are arranged in a rhombus shape, somewhat resembling the female vagina.
by PongKing69 March 09, 2021
Female equivalent of big dick energy. A girl who giggles at cat calls, walks around shaking her hips, shows cleavage, etc.
Has assets and a lot of men who admire her, but very few get through to her. She's a snobby feminist's worst nightmare.
Has assets and a lot of men who admire her, but very few get through to her. She's a snobby feminist's worst nightmare.
by EmoWithAttitude January 16, 2023