purpouse

A common misspelling of the word purpose.

-What is the purpouse of this mindless experimentation, Bob?

-Learn to spell, then talk to me, dickmunch.

-But we are speaking out loud, how do you know if I misspelt something?

-I can see it in your eyes...IN YOUR EYES...

by cocomonkilla March 8, 2009

Accidental Text on Purpose

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

for scientific purposes

Used to cover one's perverted aims after the fact.

Dude, did you hear about those new DEEPFAKES videos?
Yeah, they have one of Scarlett Johannson doing it!
No way! Wait where might I be able to find these aforementioned videos? What no, it's not for me, obviously, it's... for scientific purposes.

by Funghuy June 18, 2018

research purposes

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it

Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.

by Ktm5 November 6, 2015

porpoise hork

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.

"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"

by lilryry May 24, 2006

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

puriosity

A combination of 'pure' and 'curiosity' that is shorter than saying "pure curiosity".

John: Hey Mark, out of puriosity, how much money do valegrams cost at our school?
Mark: Oh, they're .50C each!
John: Great, thanks Mark!

by TheRealDaddyO5 February 9, 2019