PURKER

Purker: cute and adorable and sexy and hott and fine and beautiful and gorgeous, it means each and every one of these words .

EX: Jennifer you are so Purker!

by DOUG.E FRESH February 26, 2008

Erky Perky

When your nipple rings rust and you get tetanus.

You got a whole lot of erky perky going on, that’s hot.

by Slobby navi November 8, 2018

Purdy's Law

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Punky Crisps

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.

You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine

by Telephony July 23, 2014

porkyman

Pokémon porn, but in a different name.

"Porkyman is my favorite porn genre"

by Internetguy2002 November 11, 2017

perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.

Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.

by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008

Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

by barfy April 18, 2005