Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. When you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

Related to Cute Baby Syndrome

1. Person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner: Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have Cute Puppy Syndrome

by sbear October 21, 2010

Full puppy syndrome

Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal

A: "I ate so much, gotta sleep"
B: "Full puppy syndrome!"

by tbrugoa January 19, 2005

New Puppy Syndrome

When a person just out of a relationship jumps into a new relationship quickly. Similar to the situation in which a beloved dog dies, so the person gets a new puppy to replace the lost dog.

"Wow, she didn't take long to find a new man, it's only been a week since her ex left her."

"Yeah, she definitely has New Puppy Syndrome."

by Tifferous November 7, 2011

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

puppy downs syndrome

1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.

2. Something to laugh at when at a party.

-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?

-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.

-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?

-It's an epidemic.

by Dr.Kunk November 2, 2009