hand puppet

Slang for a hand gun. Best used in Mickey Spillane-type crime novels.

....just so the broad knew I meant business, I decided to introduce her to my best friend; a hand-puppet I liked to call "Mr. Thrity-Eight"....

by B.M. Jay August 3, 2005

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach

i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!

by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

by Forzaboy February 19, 2026

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Hand Puppet

When someone fists you and opens their hand, then that person will then make movements with their hand like a puppetmaster while you follow the handmovements with your limbs.

Im gonna try the Hand Puppet with you tonight. You better Act!

by Walter "Flashbang" White December 15, 2025

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025