punani pirate

A one eyed one legged prostitute

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

psunami

A virtual tsunami of punanny.

Dude, my brother's in a band. Backstage after every gig they're hit by like a total psunami of delectable young snatch.

by Mo Dixley November 22, 2010

Punani

Punani, a nickname for a vagina.

She was a Punani Tsunami!

by JPKAL October 23, 2017

punani patrol

its the search of pussy....

eh! brah guess what?! i stay on punani patrol

by bigg mama June 21, 2007

punanitorium

(n.) 1. a tacitly authorized period of delay in the giving of punani, or the payment of debt in punani, following a mind-numbingly long day at the mall with a chick. 2. hell on earth. 3. a waiting period set by an authority, i.e. angry girlfriend.

"So I heard that Jim's chick just put him on an indefinite punanitorium... friends, let us now drink beer for his loss."

A punanitorium is the antithesis of world peace.

by DocOnTheRocks June 12, 2011

punani hunter

a person who goes out looking for punani (pussy)

that guys back in the club again for the 4th time this weekend man he is a real punani hunter

by koimalechon February 14, 2012

Punatic

A hick from the Puna District on the Big Island of Hawai‘i; an area the size of the entire island of O‘ahu. Add in an active volcano, a county government that doesn't give a crap what they do as long as they aren't killing anyone, and mix in a shitload of "love and light" hippies, conspiracy theorists who moved out here during the pandemic or have lived here for 40 years so they claim to be "Hawaiian", random hermits who live out in the lava desert, and sovereignty separatists....

Those guys in front of 7-Eleven? Nah they aren't homeless, they're just Punatics.

by An Angry Turtle February 7, 2022