Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

pump fake

When a guy comes close to getting a girl in bed but she backs out at the last second.

I got pump faked twice last night

by Bryon Daniels September 19, 2005

pump fake

a girl that looks awesome from a distance but terrible up close

dude, that chick is a total pump fake

by kyle March 25, 2005

Pump Fake

Verb. -Technique used at the gas-pump when you are short on cash and wish to fool the casual observer into thinking that you are not.

Here is an example of The Pump Fake: If you only have $10 to put in the tank, you subtly release the pump trigger a few times between the $8 and $10 mark. Hopefully, this will fool anyone who happens to be watching into thinking that you are simply topping off your gas tank before a long trip, and that you are not actually broke as hell!

by Stoolsample January 3, 2014

pump fake

When you start to jack a dude off, and before he cums you stop and leave. This is a more vindictive form of a cock tease

A well meaning, but intoxicated Trixie takes Chad home from the bar. Things start to get nasty. She puts her hand down his pants and starts to jerk him off. Something causes her to stop, either revenge or her conscience, and she walks away. He says, "It's not cool to pump fake me like that."

by eTwice May 24, 2009

Pump Fake

When a woman is willing to give up sex to a man, they both get naked and the man pretends like he is going to make love to her. Instead, he inserts his penis into her vagina for a moment only, and passes out instead.

That bitch got so pissed when i gave her the old pump fake, i was too drunk to get off.

by JayTeeMoney December 12, 2006

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019