pumama

A cougar who has given birth to at least one child.

An older woman who has given birth to at least one child and who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The pumama can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Like cougars, pumamas are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Cougars, are much more rare than pumamas.

That pumama I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

I thought I was hitting on a cougar until I cough a glimps of her c-section scar.

by the sizla June 25, 2009

Big Puma

All Star first baseman Lance Berkman. A Big Puma glides effortlessly, and moves with cat-like nimbleness around the bases. Big Puma would never, ever fall while running the bases. Watching Big Puma accelerate gracefully to full speed has been known to make grown men cry. Occasionally, if you listen intently, you can hear the Big Puma battle cry: Raaayyrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Bases are loaded in the bottom in the bottom of the ninth and the Astros are down by 3. Is that Big Puma up at the plate?!?! No, crap, that's Everett.

by mrc123 August 18, 2006

Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

Punma Drumping

(v.) the act of joining a voice call with the intention of causing intentional sighs of disappointment and anger by only speaking in/referring to everything as a pun
Similar variations: Trauma Dumping

"Hey y'all, today I met a pig that did karate... his name was Pork Chop!"

"Aww, can someone please tell Tony to stop punma drumping?"

by highlyquinn January 17, 2022

gastric pummeled belly

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Puma Swede

An adult film star that has a hot body, though it may be surgically enhanced. Her face could use some work though.

Man, I was jerkin it for so long last night, but once I saw that vid with Puma Swede, I blew my load instantly!

by Al Frankenstein October 16, 2008

pubmasters

the leet cs team in cal-m who goes 3-10 the whole season but come up with awesome strategies in the counter strike gaming industry. Their movie, pubmaster-the movies can be found online, it shows how cs should be played and makes you rofl for days, weeks, or in my case-months.

A: Yo what's with the pubmasters?
B: I was playing with them the other day, geez, i was guarding the bridge on aztec and this T guy just jumped on the brige out of no where.
A: haha karl malOwned

by PeaceLoveRecycle August 2, 2004