Robert Pulson

Robert "Bob" Pulson was a body builder. He started taking steroids, and got testicular cancer. He then grew bitch tits. Bob started going to support groups, but then left them to be a part of a secret fight club. After that, he became a part of project mayhem. He was shot in the head in the process of destroying a piece of corporate art and trashing a franchise coffee bar. He is now buried in the garden at 1537 Paper Street in Wilmington, Delaware.

His name was Robert Pulson.

by Jack's Cold Sweat February 21, 2010

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1) a sad day in which you have already gone left to right and top to bottom on the keyboard. in your state of boredom you attempt to go top down and right to left, but the semicolon gets in the way.

i don't want to work on this

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by idontwanttodomyhomework February 20, 2011

Purmore

True mystical beauty that flows within any object/being, creating a sense of absolute swag and trill vibes. Note:can be use in an sarcastic possibly offensive way -Purmorphite- meaning- hood rat, man slut, dickweed, and douche bag depending on the context used.

Michael Jordan's last shot as a bull was straight up Purmore.

Last night I chiefed my face off...ya, it was purmore.

I just got in the zone and did work man, I just felt so purmore.

by Dickerydoodah March 4, 2011

pulpophile

someone who feels sexual attraction to orange juice, especially orange juice with pulp.

I sexually identify as a pulpophile.

by OrangeJuicer November 12, 2016

Iraqi Pullout

The Iraqi Pullout is the act where a man insists he will perform coitus interruptus aka the pullout, and just as the US army, does not pull out. He delivers a full load to his lady. This can be vaginal or anal. buttsex

Johnson: Man, my girlfriend is pissed. I did not have any rubbers and told her I would just pull out so I could get some.
Clay: Why is she so pissed then?
Johnson: Because I didnt pull out you dipshit!
Clay: you dirty bastard! you did an Iraqi Pullout!

by just favre it April 30, 2011

Pullout Swallow

The oral sex act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her pussy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his cock into her mouth and swallow his load.

Since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and I was out of condoms, she said she'd do a pullout swallow if I pulled out right before I came.

by TallandThick December 8, 2015

cara pulsone

cara pulsone is the cutest girl in the would, nicest girl ever, if u ever see date a cara pulsone ur never gonna stop thinking about how nice, kind, amazing, cute ,beautiful and ur never gonna stop loving her trust me ik.

cara pulsone is the best girl friend ever!!

by lucas grego March 14, 2013