Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner

Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.

by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011

pudwacking

Masturbation, auto-stimulation, jacking off, pleasuring oneself, wacking your pud.

Dominic's girlfriend Rea does not put out since she is a lesbian, so he is stuck pudwacking all by himself.

by Jim Nuyens August 28, 2003

mullacking

a style of football, whereby the 'mullacker' is very rough, not the most skillful player, but very effective as they take ball and man.

the ball bounces directly between john terry and michael owen; both go for the ball, john terry boots it away while also milling into michael owen. owen goes down, he is injured again, surprise, surprise.
in the dressing room afterwards,'john, you did some good mullacking today,' says mourinho. 'yeah i am a good mullacker' says john.

by bigbuffbeast February 1, 2008

Puldicking Disease

A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.

He has puldicking disease, and it feels so good when we fuck.

by Chrispy Chicken4000 June 4, 2018

Pollicking

The art of acting like you're twelve when you're nearly an adult. Includes, but is not limited to, stealing people's keys, driving away when somebody is walking to the car or trying to get in it, pretending to hit somebody then saying "two for flinching" or anything else that was cool/funny when we we're 12 years old.

Dude, quit Pollicking. We're 17, not 7.

by Don'tB_Mad October 3, 2012

Placking

Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.

"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf

by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011

placking

v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing - or slacking.

Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.

Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.

by skybluewhaleshan January 8, 2009