Puckerbutting

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.

I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.

by TheLastXela April 20, 2010

pumpernuts

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.

That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

peckerbutt

1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.

i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!

by etan February 8, 2006

Puggernutter

The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your testicles

My very greedy brother Jeffrey stole my peanut butter and had his dog perform a Puggernutter on him during his extremely long commute from Barnegat to Elizabeth.

by tom1219 June 11, 2008

fuckernut

A person (usually a man) that acts so stupid you just wanna strangle them. They screw things up, say stupid stuff, and have nothing intelligent to say. Their voice is usually that of one Napoleon Dynamite.

Moron Man: "hey, man, got any weeeeed? ha.. ha.. ha"

Tanya: "Hey, man, you're a fuckernut! You're the biggest piece of trash I ever laid eyes on."

by HateStupidPeople March 26, 2009

fuckernutter

A jackass, one who has bong smoke of the brain, a person who is a complete moron.

Look at that war protester, he is a real fuckernutter.

by Jay Dog April 9, 2003

Puckerfuck

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"

CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."

by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011