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Bluetooth psychosis

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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psychosis

NOT the rabid-foaming-at-the-mouth crazy-out-to-kill-you image that movies seem bent on popularizing...

A real state of being where a person's perception of reality is severely interrupted. Often triggered by sad or painful things happening to said person, which induces a break from reality, and as more people turn their backs on what is seen as irrational, delusional behavior, the pain deepens. The psychosis gets stronger and harder to bear. Can result in suicide.

Those with psychosis are good, decent people bearing a lot of pain inside, and they could use and appreciate all the support, love, and compassion they can get. Even one stable, healthy relationship in their lives can potentially help them regain and maintain their strength, and they deserve it.
Lily believed that her boyfriend sleeping with another girl was caused because she didn't spin the doorknob correctly on the way out today, and she was thinking of him when she was opening the door. She tried to commit suicide afterward because she thought it would make everything better, especially if the attempt failed... I'm scared for her. I think she suffers from psychosis.
by Soda1234 February 28, 2009
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Date rape psychosis

Disease to get out of school, involves being raped then going psychotic.
Date rape psychosis is a fictional disease mentioned in the Towelie episode of South Park.


The term was coined by one of the characters, Eric Cartman. The young boys had just gotten a new game console (an Ocama GameSphere) from Stan's mother as a bribe for dropping the subject of a very feminine, personal issue. While the boys were obsessively playing the game, Kyle's mother called him at Stan's house and told him to go to school. Kyle responded (still mostly playing the video game) that he couldn't because he had to help out Stan, as he was not feeling very well. His mother asked him what was wrong with Stan and that's when Cartman told Kyle "date rape psychosis" (on request), so Kyle repeated this to his mom as "Date rape something," who respectfully honoured her young son's excuse.
by Byrnskills January 16, 2009
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Psychosis

A severe mental disturbance in which the individual loses touch with reality, often experiencing delusions (false beliefs) and hallucinations (e.g., hearing voices that do not exist).
Mike's psychosis was triggered by smoking too much weed.
by Doc_B April 14, 2015
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psychohistory

Psychohistory is a fictional term first described in Isaak Asimov's classic novel Foundation.
Psychohistory is a branch of mathematics which deals with the reactions of human conglomerates to fixed social and economic stimuli.
In a nutshell it's the science that can predict the future.
The greatest psychohistorian of all time was Hari Seldon.
"I quite understand that psychohistory is a statistical science and cannot predict the future of a single man with any accuracy."
by Kitsaronas August 5, 2008
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Post-Potter Psychosis

The Act of going on any sort of spree (Vandalism, Killing, Sexual, Screaming) after realising that you have just read the 7th and last Harry Potter book, and there will be no more.
Did you hear about the Massacre in that school down in Yorkshire? she killed 206 people with a broomstick with razorwire for bristles. Aparently, it was Post-Potter Psychosis. I blame Manhunt 2, but nevermind.
by Rossyboy8 August 4, 2007
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Psycho shit

1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd

2: man she must have been on some psycho shit
by cinimodde September 23, 2018
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