a subcultural aspect in which the participants, overwhelmingly males, pretend to be gay with each other on a regular basis without the need of saying "no homo" as a means of laughless humor usually in the form of greetings, body language, and sometimes, found in casual discussion.
Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.
But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.
But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.
But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.
But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Jason: Hey baby cakes, watchadoin?
Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there
Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...
Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?
Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....
Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...
Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?
Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...
Cosmo: Fuckyear!
Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there
Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...
Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?
Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....
Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...
Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?
Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...
Cosmo: Fuckyear!
by gay for peaches December 9, 2009
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1. A pretentious term for a word which is pronounced similarly to another word without being perfect homophones.
2. An instrument used to reverse the apparent directions of sounds heard.
1. A pretentious term for a word which is pronounced similarly to another word without being perfect homophones.
2. An instrument used to reverse the apparent directions of sounds heard.
"In Received Pronunciation, the words 'or' and 'awe' are homophones; however, in most American accents they are merely pseudophones."
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that is pseudohomosexuality
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by matt w l May 28, 2007
Get the pseudohomosexuality mug.•A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
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A pseudotough dickwad attacks others for their personal beliefs, opinions, race, place of origin, sexual orientation, sexual preference, etc.
He’s tough behind a keyboard but truly is a pussy in real life.
Or any tattooed, generic, idiot with names like Justin/Taylor Who so obviously have a scorching case of little penis syndrome.
A pseudotough dickwad attacks others for their personal beliefs, opinions, race, place of origin, sexual orientation, sexual preference, etc.
He’s tough behind a keyboard but truly is a pussy in real life.
Or any tattooed, generic, idiot with names like Justin/Taylor Who so obviously have a scorching case of little penis syndrome.
Mentally and emotionally stable person: “Don’t be bitter, it is unhealthy for you.”
pseudotough dickwad response: “God for bid you share your bitterness and hatred of the world blah blah blah, look at this bitch blah blah blah, toughen up buttercup, life is hard blah blah blah.” ****Has no real life experiences.
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pseudotough dickwad response: “God for bid you share your bitterness and hatred of the world blah blah blah, look at this bitch blah blah blah, toughen up buttercup, life is hard blah blah blah.” ****Has no real life experiences.
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by FeatherD November 22, 2017
Get the pseudotough dickwad mug.1. a mysterious person who falls in and out of your life, who has made a great impact on you, despite you only knowing their name.
2. someone who thinks they are your friend but in reality you don't even know them, either by accident/prank or for other reasons
2. someone who thinks they are your friend but in reality you don't even know them, either by accident/prank or for other reasons
"3 years ago a pseudohomie starting talking to me randomly at work and i still live by their words to this day"
"A pseudohomie just dapped me up in the hallway just now, crazy"
"A pseudohomie just dapped me up in the hallway just now, crazy"
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