penicorn

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.

Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!

by -Rabies- September 1, 2008

Ponicorn

A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.

It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.

If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...

I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.

I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!

Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.

by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013

penicorns

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.

"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.

by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009

Pugicorn

A pugicorn is a pug and unicorn hybrid. This is a mythical creature used by Doug the pug.

My spirit animal is a pugicorn!

by Dope Frootloops March 30, 2017

Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

pornicorn

Mythical creature that appears during the brief euphoria of orgasm during sexual intercourse. Its anatomy consists of:

4 Legs
4 Breasts
1 Octuplet Dildo (in place of tongue)

and of course...

a big, black, floppy donkey dick.

The pornicorn strode into the room as I came in her eye.

by Bob and Ed September 17, 2008

Punicorn

A miniature unicorn. Combination of Puny and Unicorn

She has so many my little pony toys its wall to wall punicorns

by aspartamed May 16, 2017