Prunicorn 

Prune + Unicorn

A horse with a fruit basket as its horns and legs made up of uber wrinkly raisins. Its belly is purple and its back is black, because once you go black, there's no turning back. It is extremely horny, and it is usually seen feeding on garden gnomes. It is illegal to own a prunicorn as they are endangered species, only found in specific parts of the universe.

A prunicorn attempted to eat the gnome on grandma's garden moments ago.

Prunicorn by italktowhales January 8, 2011

pornicorn 

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.

"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

pornicorn by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

penicorn 

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

penicorn by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Peenicorn 

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.

The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

Peenicorn by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007

Poonicorn 

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009

Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.

Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.

Poonicorns by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007

pubicorn 

A pubicorn is a magical unicorn made of public hair

Long, long ago, in a disgusting land, there was areas just covered in pubicorns, where they romed free to shave anyone they wanted.

pubicorn by Pube grape April 12, 2016