Pavement Facial

The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.

Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.

by Dasraunchy January 4, 2017

Pavement Blob

A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.

person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.

Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!

person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs

Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!

by Ad.Co January 26, 2010

Pavement Womble

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023

Protegent

The word "Protegent" is derived from a French word "Protégee", which means "To Protect". Protegent antivirus software products go with the meaning of French word and have been developed by experienced professionals to protect corporate business, valuable data, children and foremost computer/laptop.This so called "antivirus" could potentially harm your computer.Derived from a Super Why character,this main trademark also known as "Proto" has made a unsucessful rap causing for it to be a meme.

"Think Beyond Antivirus, Think Protegent!"

by roblocks October 3, 2017

Pavement Ape

Black getto thugs

obama is a pavement ape

by Poacher62 May 5, 2010

proudment

A moment which you are truely proud of

"Hey bruzzy cuzzy,
It was such a proudment to win the best dressed pirate award at the pub."
Said Sally

by Sally can't dance May 5, 2017

Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.

Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza

by Ed October 20, 2003