Protein Poop

The frequent, very solid, and sometimes painful poops which result from eating protein bars and/or protein drinks. This typically occurs from eating too many protein bars or powder, as the body cannot metabolize the supplement efficiently.

When taking too much protein:
These poops usually occur many times per day, stink very bad to the point of potentially killing small pets, can be very painful and solid, and can potentially damage your toilet.

Protein poops are usually accompanied by protein farts, and when combined together, will ensure that the individual does not receive any attention from the babes / hunks they were attempting to impress.

Can result in: loss of girlfriend, loss of cat, injury to most dogs, damage to toilet, and damage to ass.

Sam: "So I had my skinny ass at the gym today, and some big wannabe tough guy destroyed the locker room with his Protein Poops."

Erik: "That happens to Jason all the time, now he never get any girls because he stinks so bad."

Sam: "Yeah this tool also ripped a protein fart next to some girls and they ran outside."

by FITstudent2009 June 20, 2009

Protein Jeans

Semen-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. Characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.

You can tell that Buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!

by B100 September 24, 2009

pretzil

The douchebag's way of spelling, and saying, pretzel.

"I LOVE PRETZILS!!"

by Himynameisinexplicable April 22, 2014

invisible protis sniper

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-

I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

by Kindness1157 July 16, 2011

prozium

Drug given to citizens in the film Equilibrium. Cancels out all emotion. Sometimes used as a mocking reference to prozac or other anti-depressants.

Have you been taking your prozium?

by Atratus October 25, 2006

Protip

To offer advice or suggestion to resolve a problem. Often used in context of emphasizing common sense, a very strong opinion, or to belittle/mock a person's point of view.

Likely taken from GamePro magazine, which used the term as early as 1989 in conjunction with screengrabs of video to capture reader's attention to offer advice on completing video games and tying the term into the publication's title.

Protip: Don't raise your voice or joke about guns at the security station in an airport: you're asking for trouble if you do.

by Urban Squirrel January 6, 2009

protip

Obvious advice sarcastically presented as sage wisdom.

Protip - don't call the cops reporting your weed stolen.

by Matt F . February 2, 2009